Told my food truck guy his spicy wasn’t shit to me and I wanted his best lol. HE DELIVERED
Been asking for spicy for a while and it just never quite was enough so I told him I wanted it inedible and then ate it. It was fire. Rice and lamb with white sauce was the dish from the food truck outside NJIT.
by Hunter62610
33 Comments
Professional_Scar114
You: make it so hot I can’t survive
Food truck vendor: say less
345joe370
I will pray for your butthole before I go to sleep.
No_Listen_1213
Is that even edible or just stupid just because?
84FSP
That looks delicious!
vollski
Enjoy your poops
MasterMcNugget
That Poor Toilet tho…
_-MjW-_
Spicy tiramisu.
OldFriskyRabbit
Is all that red stuff dry spice?
SpartanDoubleZero
Dude hooked you up with the Ye Olde’ colon blow.
inspectorgadget69247
The idea of having a “food truck guy” is hilarious
Natural-Assist-9389
The fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Just4ThaFuqOfIt
Why does it look like lemon meringue pie with powdered cayenne pepper on top?
discordianofslack
You could have just added this much cayenne yourself.
1090zay
I hope that aint cayenne pepper because that shits gonna give you an ulcer
Davon9800
i understand you like spicey foods. but this just plain dumb. it’s not that serious
throwawaybottlecaps
Gross. Spicy food is fine, a bunch of dry ass, powdered spice mix in my mouth is gross though.
Professional-Poem247
This is just a worse cinnamon challenge
Schroedingers_Gnat
It looks like a pumpkin pie.
swim7810
Looks good
TentativelyCommitted
The dumbest thing to ever do is challenge the cook to make something insanely hot. It’s extremely easy to make things uncomfortably spicy.
Had a dude complain our homemade suicide stuff “wasn’t even spicy” the recipe had 18 habaneros with seeds in a counter top, consumer sized food processor. “Do your worst” was the ask…I cooked off another 15 habaneros in some vinegar and lime then tossed that into some Franks and reduced it while adding in every dry spice we had, blended and added to our standard suicide. In the end this guy had one wing and had tears and snot flowing uncontrollably from his face, was sweating through his shirt and was the darkest shade of red I’ve ever seen a human.
PatientZeropointZero
I mean heat aside this is going to make you look like you took the cinnamon challenge.
pyroshi88
Ginkpirate
I sprayed it with a whole can of bear mace bitch
Obliduty
Welcome to Gerd.
IH8Trumps
I had an Indian buddy (Vic) in high school who could eat anything no matter how hot it was. There was a cheap wing place close to us and Vic would chirp the owner about how soft his suicide sauce was. So the owner would once a week bust out his new and improved suicide sauce to beat Vic. It got to the point were I couldn’t even sit at the same table as Vic because of the fumes coming off the wings. Vic didn’t even flinch once. The owner gave him free wings for the rest of highschool
CMDR_KingErvin
You’re already tempting fate with your butthole by regularly eating street meat, but now this? Thoughts and prayers.
HydroponicGirrafe
He’s trying to kill you of sodium poisoning lol
DessertFlowerz
r/stupidfood
walksinwalksout
Shit from a butt?
HarryBossk
“my food truck guy” lmao this dude doesn’t know your name
33 Comments
You: make it so hot I can’t survive
Food truck vendor: say less
I will pray for your butthole before I go to sleep.
Is that even edible or just stupid just because?
That looks delicious!
Enjoy your poops
That Poor Toilet tho…
Spicy tiramisu.
Is all that red stuff dry spice?
Dude hooked you up with the Ye Olde’ colon blow.
The idea of having a “food truck guy” is hilarious
The fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Why does it look like lemon meringue pie with powdered cayenne pepper on top?
You could have just added this much cayenne yourself.
I hope that aint cayenne pepper because that shits gonna give you an ulcer
i understand you like spicey foods. but this just plain dumb. it’s not that serious
Gross. Spicy food is fine, a bunch of dry ass, powdered spice mix in my mouth is gross though.
This is just a worse cinnamon challenge
It looks like a pumpkin pie.
Looks good
The dumbest thing to ever do is challenge the cook to make something insanely hot. It’s extremely easy to make things uncomfortably spicy.
Had a dude complain our homemade suicide stuff “wasn’t even spicy” the recipe had 18 habaneros with seeds in a counter top, consumer sized food processor. “Do your worst” was the ask…I cooked off another 15 habaneros in some vinegar and lime then tossed that into some Franks and reduced it while adding in every dry spice we had, blended and added to our standard suicide. In the end this guy had one wing and had tears and snot flowing uncontrollably from his face, was sweating through his shirt and was the darkest shade of red I’ve ever seen a human.
I mean heat aside this is going to make you look like you took the cinnamon challenge.
I sprayed it with a whole can of bear mace bitch
Welcome to Gerd.
I had an Indian buddy (Vic) in high school who could eat anything no matter how hot it was. There was a cheap wing place close to us and Vic would chirp the owner about how soft his suicide sauce was. So the owner would once a week bust out his new and improved suicide sauce to beat Vic. It got to the point were I couldn’t even sit at the same table as Vic because of the fumes coming off the wings. Vic didn’t even flinch once. The owner gave him free wings for the rest of highschool
You’re already tempting fate with your butthole by regularly eating street meat, but now this? Thoughts and prayers.
He’s trying to kill you of sodium poisoning lol
r/stupidfood
Shit from a butt?
“my food truck guy” lmao this dude doesn’t know your name
What is this?
That’s too much food.
Handful of Thai Chilis for you.